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Humorous Soy Candles

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Select from 6 different Hurorous candles.  Each are 9oz Soy candle jars.  

Asshole Repellent (Vanilla Lemon Scent)- Mean people suck.  Keep those asshole away!  Best if burned among friends.  Results may vary.

Best Friends (Smells like love) - We'll be friends 'til we're old & senile....Then wi'll be new friends!

Cat Lady - (odor eliminator scent) Cat Love? No Problem? Let's face it, cats can be stinky but we love them anyway.  Light this odor eliminator to hel you love them even more.

Divorced AF (smells like freedom)  Yeah it sucks, but...It was worth every penny!

Hold My Beer and Watch This! (smells like trouble)  Famous last words before another trip to the ER.

I'm done with all the Political Bullshit (smell like voting)  Your vote counts.  Get out and do it, so we can all stop bitching.  Let's be honest, the bitching will never stop!

I Survived 2020 (Raspberry Sangria scent) What a Shitty Ass year that was

My Last Nerve (Fireside scent) And LOOK it 's on the Fire so don't fuck with me!

Never (Cabernet scent) In my whole life would iI have imagined that one day my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth

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  • 5
    Humorous Candle

    Posted by Phyllis Houghton on Dec 30th 2020

    The Cat Lady candle has a great scent.