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Select from 6 different Hurorous candles.  Each are 9oz Soy candle jars.  

Asshole Repellent (Vanilla Lemon Scent)- Mean people suck.  Keep those asshole away!  Best if burned among friends.  Results may vary.

Best Friends (Smells like love) - We'll be friends 'til we're old & senile....Then wi'll be new friends!

Cat Lady - (odor eliminator scent) Cat Love? No Problem? Let's face it, cats can be stinky but we love them anyway.  Light this odor eliminator to hel you love them even more.

Divorced AF (smells like freedom)  Yeah it sucks, but...It was worth every penny!

Hold My Beer and Watch This! (smells like trouble)  Famous last words before another trip to the ER.

I'm done with all the Political Bullshit (smell like voting)  Your vote counts.  Get out and do it, so we can all stop bitching.  Let's be honest, the bitching will never stop!

CORONAVIRUS -  You’re Such An Asshole {Scent is a combo of Eucalyptus & Spearmint} Try to relax and be nice to others. WE WILL GET THROUGH THIS TOGETHER  (available for preorder - delivery May 1st.)
COVID-19 – We will get through this and when it’s done we will say… HALLELUJAH! HOLY SHIT! Where’s the Tylenol? (Scent is Chocolate Marshmellow)  (available for preorder - delivery May 1st.)