Humorous Soy Candles

Humorous candles.  Each are 9oz Soy candle jars.  

Asshole Repellent (Vanilla Lemon Scent)- Mean people suck.  Keep those asshole away!  Best if burned among friends.  Results may vary.

Best Boss - {does not smell like kiss-ass} This is NOT a suck-up gift! You truly are an Awesome boss! However, if you gave me a raise right now, I wouldn’t turn it down – just sayin

Best Friends (Smells like love) - We'll be friends 'til we're old & senile....Then wi'll be new friends!

Cat Lady - (odor eliminator scent) Cat Love? No Problem? Let's face it, cats can be stinky but we love them anyway.  Light this odor eliminator to hel you love them even more.

Forget That Dirtbag - {smells like dirt} Thinking of your EX? Well STOP IT! Just light this candle & soon the aroma of “dirt” will remind you that you are BETTER off without him!

Divorced AF (smells like freedom)  Yeah it sucks, but...It was worth every penny!

Dog Farts - Not if, but… When the Dog Farts, Lite Immediately {Smells Like Fresh Air}

Hold My Beer and Watch This! (smells like trouble)  Famous last words before another trip to the ER.

I'm done with all the Political Bullshit (smell like voting)  Your vote counts.  Get out and do it, so we can all stop bitching.  Let's be honest, the bitching will never stop!

Let it Go - {Smells like peace!} Stop Stressing! All you will do is screw up your health. Just let all that bullshit go!”

Midlife Crisis- {Smells like a sexy man in leather!} Don’t go doing something stupid. Just sit back, light this candle and fantasize! Let’s be honest, a divorce cost too much!”

My Last Nerve - (Fireside scent) And LOOK it 's on the Fire so don't fuck with me!

Never - (Cabernet scent) In my whole life would iI have imagined that one day my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth

Siblings - {Smells like hair pulling!} I smile because you’re my sibling. I laugh because you can’t do anything about it!